Melia Keys In... Quantum Decade

'I, Kelsey Burton, am on a mission to finally grow up and forget my embarrassing adolescent alter-ego - but it's gonna be tough while still navigating friendships with clueless childhood pals & a goofy alien fangirling over my old made-up persona.' ...Hey now, I take offense to this. I am grown up - and what is this about a made-up alter ego? I have no idea what that's talking about... Should I just keep reading these off? Alright.

Features

• 55K+ Words : 'Six content-packed Episodes make for 6+ hours of gameplay on a first playthrough!'
  
  
• 4th Wall Breaks : 'I'm narrating to YOU...' I guess? 'Answer choices your own way to unlock three possible endings!' ...Just don't tick me off.
  
  
• Animation/CGs : 'Sprites blink and speak! CGs and animations for key scenes make the story really pop!'
  
  
• CG Gallery : '40 images and other items to unlock in the Gallery!'
  
  
• Bonus Content : 'Join Moonie for some 'Out Of This World' content at the end of every episode!'
  
  
• Original Soundtrack : 'Poppy, toe-tapping music courtesy of acclaimed VN composer Melia Keys!' ...Yes, that Melia Keys. I don't get it either.

There. That's it. I read the whole thing. Yes, I purposely skipped the part about Melia Keys being 'best girl' and the 'real star of the game.' No, I'm not going back and saying that. I'm going home. Bye.